emily | 16 | shut up binch

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*at the doctor’s office*

doctor: sir

me: yes?

doctor: we have terrible news

me: what is it?

doctor: you’ve been diagnosed with MAD

me: what is that?

doctor: it’s … meme addiction disorder





Why is this not taught universally.

why do people on tumblr think red lipstick and tight black clothes are the only way to look like a bad bitch?? listen you can wear a bubblegum pink crop top with a cream colored ruffle skirt and glittery lip gloss or wear mom jeans and grey see-through boots with gucci socks or athletic pants and blue eyeliner and still be a bad ass heart breaking boy stomping bitch okay???

One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.
Gabourey Sidibe    (via idioticteen) ←


it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

me: *is accidentally cute as fuck*


straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)