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globalmutt:

Global Warming confirmed.

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

officialwhitegirls:

but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude