felony would be a really pretty name if it wasn’t a crime
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
oh shit I cant believe all those dildos cost this much next christmas i gotta take it easy
if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.