*at the doctor’s office*
doctor: we have terrible news
me: what is it?
doctor: you’ve been diagnosed with MAD
me: what is that?
doctor: it’s … meme addiction disorder
Why is this not taught universally.
why do people on tumblr think red lipstick and tight black clothes are the only way to look like a bad bitch?? listen you can wear a bubblegum pink crop top with a cream colored ruffle skirt and glittery lip gloss or wear mom jeans and grey see-through boots with gucci socks or athletic pants and blue eyeliner and still be a bad ass heart breaking boy stomping bitch okay???
who am I
it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.
straight white boy: what are you doing?
me: laying in bed
straight white boy: anything else? ;)
straight white boy: are you sure? ;)